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Big Burger™
Two patties. One regret.
$6.99
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Double Hog
For the serious person with serious hunger
$8.49
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Nothing Burger
A bun with nothing in it. $9 in New York.
$5.99
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Hog Nuggets (10pc)
Community-led. Nugget-approved.
$5.49
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Fry Mountain
An unhinged portion. You asked for this.
$3.99
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Battyccino
The official soft-serve of the Movement. Price: $0.000000.
$4.99
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Acid-Green Shake
We do not know what makes it this color.
$4.49
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Hog Royale
Premium. Tiered. Monetizable. A whole vibe.
$9.49
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Swamp Patty
Sourced from regions we legally cannot specify.
$7.99
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Lard Stack (Triple)
Three patties. A confession. No napkins.
$11.99
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Poverty Salad
More expensive than the burger. This is intentional.
$8.49
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Tim's Special
Not on the menu. He knows what he wants.
$4,000,000
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